🔥 For legal reasons… it’s for anxiety.
The “Call Me Pedro Pascal The Way I Need To Touch Hot Women for My ‘Anxiety’” T-Shirt is the ultimate thirst-trap-meets-therapy tee. Whether you’re a Pedro Pascal stan, a proud drama queen, or just vibing your way through emotional turbulence, this shirt delivers laughs, relatability, and a very specific coping strategy. Soft, comfy, and perfect for meme lovers, TikTok addicts, and mental health girlies alike.
✨ Details:
• Unisex fit – comfy and flattering on all bodies
• Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend
• Printed with eco-friendly, long-lasting ink
• Available in multiple sizes & colors
• Ships fast from [Your Shop Name or Location]
💅 For anyone who uses humor as a defense mechanism… and Pedro as a comfort figure.
Add to cart for “anxiety relief.” 😉
- Material
.: 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Classic fit
.: Gildan Heavy Cotton
.: Runs true to size
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.99 | 20.00 | 21.97 | 23.98 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 30.04 | 31.97 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.24 | 7.76 | 8.23 | 8.74 | 9.25 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
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